Bad news, everyone – Boris Johnson is battling to save Christmas
If you thought that the rising energy prices, loss of furlough, a £20 drop in Universal Credit and the prospect of that banging tune you like being turned into a dirge for the John Lewis advert were bad, brace yourself for this.
MAIL: Boris in a battle to save Xmas #TomorrowsPapersToday pic.twitter.com/BsH47hwFAl
— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) September 28, 2021
We’re getting a strong sense of déjà vu, and so were these people.
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You sure this isn’t #LastYearsPapersToday? https://t.co/56YX2VEWV3
— Dr Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) September 28, 2021
2.
That's Christmas fucked again then. https://t.co/HibIylo6yw
— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) September 28, 2021
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Last year when he ‘saved’ Christmas tens of thousands died so maybe let’s not do that again https://t.co/2QYE6jcOLZ
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) September 28, 2021
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The battle to save Christmas comes round earlier every year pic.twitter.com/VJU7uHnDHv
— •• (@agirlcalledlina) September 28, 2021
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To lose one Christmas, Mr Johnson, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness. https://t.co/pa3J3abbBv
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) September 28, 2021
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oh good because saving Christmas went so smashingly last year https://t.co/ZGloWE70GO
— gabyhinsliff (@gabyhinsliff) September 28, 2021
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Heroic Boris Johnson, fighting the good fight against… er… Boris Johnson. https://t.co/6K750n3hG7
— The Masked Knight (@CityJohn) September 28, 2021
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Spends a lot of time trying to save Christmas doesn’t he? Like a shit John McClane
— Richard Buxton (@RichardBuxton_) September 28, 2021
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Hahahaha!!
Groundhog Day.
But with no groundhogs. And no turkey either.https://t.co/aXRe79KEGi— Stephen McGann💙 (@StephenMcGann) September 20, 2021
Jeremy Noel-Tod had this damning – if accurate – indictment of the PM’s capabilities.
I think we all know by now that he couldn't save a PDF https://t.co/duDphFL7oe
— Jeremy Noel-Tod (@jntod) September 28, 2021
Although, he did have all those IT lessons with Jennifer Arcuri.
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