Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Welcome to our collection of favourite tweets, lovingly assembled for your amusement by a crack team of tweet readers.
Many laughs were had putting it together, and we hope you’ll enjoy it as much as we did.
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The “Five Alive” fruit juice drink was originally called “Three Hundred Missing Presumed Dead”
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) October 10, 2021
2.
There would be no culture war if there was still Top of the Pops. You learned to sit through what you didn't like.
— Michael Holden (@thewrongwriter) October 13, 2021
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And has been arrested and thrown in jail pic.twitter.com/updArepK25
— Juliet. (@zinovievletter) October 10, 2021
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Paul Weller named his twin sons John Paul & Bowie after his musical heroes. I did the same with my two boys, Amadeus & Shed Seven.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) October 10, 2021
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— K. Thor Jensen (@kthorjensen) October 10, 2021
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Go to the petting zoo they said, it'll be fun they said 😐 pic.twitter.com/Jh2Z7yxfAT
— Sarah Evans (@SarahjevsEvans) October 10, 2021
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No, you fools – you can't battle the warlock until you've completed the side-quest to unlock the Orb of Healing. You're toast otherwise. pic.twitter.com/hVOweTbUTt
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) October 10, 2021
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Who’s idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food pic.twitter.com/vFujwrQEjd
— кαуℓα 🍒 (@kaywawice) October 7, 2021
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Millennials, if you want to feel old, this is an actual exhibit item at the State of Iowa Historical Building. pic.twitter.com/XV22vkxo0E
— Ty Rushing (@Rushthewriter) October 10, 2021
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I don’t usually share cat things on Twitter. But I’ll make an exception for this. pic.twitter.com/Ee5C6N6hA6
— Troy Simpson (@TroyPSimpson) October 7, 2021
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On this day in 1984 Prince Charles & Princess Diana got a massive chippy tea pic.twitter.com/MOgQ8x1bYh
— JB Barrington (@JBBarrington) October 10, 2021
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Someone put googly eyes on the entire drive thru Starbucks menu pic.twitter.com/RsKdD4JR4C
— Rob N Roll 🎃™️ (@thegallowboob) October 9, 2021