Sajid Javid told people to snog ‘cautiously’ at Christmas – 9 lip-smacking jokes
As we await to find out exactly how Christmas-y this year’s Christmas will be because of the pandemic, health secretary Sajid Javid sought to reassure the nation that we’ll still be allowed to snog each other.
But with one important caveat.
We have to do it cautiously.
'People can snog who they wish… it's got nothing to do with the government who you kiss'@SajidJavid says people should kiss who they want under the mistletoe this Christmas, adding: 'Be cautious and enjoy yourselves' https://t.co/d0jl6CGRB2 pic.twitter.com/BCsaIuc3Fi
— ITV News Politics (@ITVNewsPolitics) December 2, 2021
And there was so much about that short clip that got people talking. Like this moment, for instance.
"kissing my wife is a Javid family tradition" right I'm dead https://t.co/sEKRLj8RW2
— Esther Webber (@estwebber) December 2, 2021
But mostly – overwhelmingly, in fact – it got people asking this.
https://twitter.com/BellaWallerstei/status/1466463850799185923?s=20
And these are our favourite funny things people said about it.
1.
“They’re asking us to define a cautious snog” https://t.co/csdQEnuhTa pic.twitter.com/xby8xb57fb
— Ione Wells (@ionewells) December 2, 2021
2.
Can’t tell if the health secretary addressing a nation, or my mum dropping me off for freshers’ week c.2010 https://t.co/Ike8NAR9Dg
— Madeline Grant (@Madz_Grant) December 2, 2021
3.
The government has helpfully released a video showing people how to snog cautiously. #idiocracy #COVID19 #ChristmasParty https://t.co/hM8d95HJ5R
— Brendan May (@bmay) December 2, 2021
4.
Has the government advised on Christmas fingering yet
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) December 2, 2021
5.
I just want your extra time and your……kiss (cautiously) https://t.co/1s7dtcyvTj pic.twitter.com/ohW6c5SgIV
— Catster (@CatTheKitty11) December 2, 2021
6.
My understanding is you can snog whoever you want as long as one of you has a scotch egg.
— Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown) December 3, 2021
7.
Snog Cautiously. The sequel to Love Actually. Coming to Netflix in 2022. https://t.co/Fgfc4HjlXs
— colin macfarlane (@Cmacf76) December 3, 2021
8.
https://twitter.com/JustRowena/status/1466493163518967812?s=20
9.
Finally. The guidance I've always wanted from the government. https://t.co/dCBtivgwmj
— Captain Haggerty (@AngelaHaggerty) December 2, 2021
To conclude …
Snog in a limited and specific way
— Jack Thompson (@jackethomp) December 2, 2021
And if you want to be particularly incautious about it ….
😂 😂 This fucker is off his nut https://t.co/xNaokGsHZt
— Notorious-celt (@CelticNotorious) December 2, 2021
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