25 favourite funny tweets of the week
It’s Friday again, at the time of writing, and we could contemplate the wild week it’s been in the world of politics. But we don’t want to.
We’d rather share the tweets that have made us laugh over the last seven days.
Give your faves a follow.
1.
keep getting sad "we miss you" emails from a shop i bought six litres of garlic sauce from
cool your boots buddy, even i can't drink it that fast
— your good pal, bertie (@kibkibs) January 17, 2022
2.
Just typed 'ominous.dystopian.suspenseful' into the What3words app, and it gave me a small garden shed just outside Swindon, in which a man sits all day typing meaningful programme descriptions for Netflix.
— Stephen McGann💙 (@StephenMcGann) January 17, 2022
3.
simply more evidence that you can’t trust anyone pic.twitter.com/HnxtoFZexV
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) January 17, 2022
4.
We currently have no Duke of Edinburgh, York or Sussex. I don’t want to alarm anyone but we are again exposed to Viking marauders on the Eastern flank. @donaeldunready
— Stuart Whomsley (@Bossloper) January 16, 2022
5.
i love studying history because it’s nice reading about people who overcame a lifetime of difficulties against all odds. it’s very relatable to me, a person who has to make a phone call this afternoon
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) January 19, 2022
6.
Make every moment of today count!
Unless it's raining or you're a bit tired.#MondayMotivation— Eeyore Motivation (@EeyoreMotivates) January 17, 2022
7.
why yes i would like to adopt a tiny, semi-feral animal with a lifespan just a fraction of my own and then make it's continued survival the lynchpin of my mental health
— Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK) January 16, 2022
8.
Farrow & Ball have released a new colour: Sue Gray.
However it is a very light shade, which means that if spread too thinly it looks like whitewash.
— Fr Paul SMMS (@revpaulwhite) January 16, 2022
9.
if there’s a worse signpost I’d love to see it pic.twitter.com/znxOvsNnRs
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) January 15, 2022
10.
Blue Monday is bollocks. Big companies and the media just want to convince you that you’re fed up so you buy their stuff. The sun is out go for a walk and get some fresh air. Maybe listen to my podcast and buy my book/tour tickets. 😛😛😛#BlueMonday
— Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic) January 17, 2022
11.
I think about this sign almost every day. pic.twitter.com/Kfcx9TD0T6
— Kit Yates (@Kit_Yates_Maths) January 17, 2022
12.
Help me pick out which star trek uniform I should wear to my court appearance.
— Bummer T. Vibes, Esq (@VibesBummer) January 18, 2022