‘What is the best response to “you are ugly”?’ – 17 beautiful smackdowns

Everyone loves a good comeback, and these 17 are to a very particular insult. Specifically, this one, after Redditor Pretend_Cookie7401 asked this.

“What is the best response to ‘you are ugly’?”

And the smackdowns came thick and fast. These 17 were particularly beautiful.

1.

‘I guess that makes two of us.’
midnightsupernatural

2.

‘To slightly rephrase: “Hopefully that’s the only thing we have in common.”
AGRANMA

3.

‘And I still wouldn’t sleep with you.’
drblah1

4.

‘Thanks you too.’
mari1819

5.

‘And let me guess, you have a “great personality.”
InsomniaticWanderer

6.

‘Burst into tears and run off.’
BigPZ

7.

“Could be worse, could be you”
Jhawk163

8.

‘Coming from you, that means absolutely nothing to me.’
u-ok-yokai

9.

‘I’ve been called worse by better people.’
tommytraddles

10.

“I have the face that only your mother could love”
rexsaurs

11.

‘That’s just like your opinion, man.’
lmp112584

12.

‘Yeah well so am i!

‘Leave em confused.’
BoyStallion

13.

‘I wasn’t born to please your eyes bitch.’
CurrencySlight2497

14.

‘I go with a shrug and “I know.”, completely deadpan. I don’t like giving a response with open emotion, as I assume that’s what people want when they say stuff like that. Not playing that game lol.’
CalypsoContinuum

15.

‘Tell them to suck a fart out of your asshole. Works every time.’
No-Amount4267

16.

‘Simply pull out an Uno reverse card.’
MasterOfPancakes33

17.

“Ok. And?”
Redditor47373

And finally …

“Keep my name out your FUCKIN mouth!”
328944

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Source Reddit u/Pretend_Cookie7401 Image Unsplash Andre Hunter