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The Daily Mail said Boris Johnson can’t go because there’s a war on – only 5 responses you need

As the law-breaking prime minister and his chancellor show no signs of doing what the ministerial code and every decent individual demands, the Daily Mail took a most predictable – and yet incredible – line on its front page today.

Just in case that’s tricky to read (and to save you the bother of clicking anywhere near it), here’s how it begins.

‘Boris Johnson last night vowed to get on with the job after being find ยฃ50 over Partygate.

‘He, his wife Carrie and Chancellor Rishi Sunak were all given fixed penalty notices for an impromptu celebration of his birthday in Downing Street during lockdown.

‘But even the Prime Ministerโ€™s toughest critics said ousting him when Europe faced its gravest crisis since the Second World War was a mistake.

‘And the police probe was branded a farce amid claims โ€ฆ’

Well thatโ€™s quite enough of that.

And these are surely the only 5 responses you need.

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Just in case anyone was in doubt.

And if they were still in doubt.

And also this.

Author and columnist Ian Dunt put it rather nicely on the Sky News paper review last night.

It looked like even some Daily Mail readers weren’t buying it. Well, these weren’t, as highlighted by @jamesjohnson252 on Twitter.

Last word to the brilliant Brian Bilston.

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