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The government will send asylum seekers to Rwanda and everything about it is awful

In news we are still trying to get our head around, the government is going to send asylum seekers to Rwanda because, well, that’s the sort of thing this government does. Plus, anything to distract from Partygate, obviously.

Asylum seekers who cross the English Channel in small boats will be flown for processing to the east African country, where they will stay and, if necessary, ‘encouraged’ to start a new life for themselves.

The Rwandan government will be paid an initial £120m of taxpayers’ money to make it happen.

It’s a ‘world-class’ deal, apparently. Well of course it is!

And if Priti Patel explaining the whole thing wasn’t bad enough …

… they also did this.

We have no words. Fortunately, these people did.

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https://twitter.com/jayrayner1/status/1514567997142310917?s=20&t=yLgub0oDGQKjvVYmANp0jQ

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https://twitter.com/davies_will/status/1514582477813305347?s=20&t=9YjBTyjdWgw8H8i6JAeTDA

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https://twitter.com/HKesvani/status/1514583959866417152?s=20&t=9YjBTyjdWgw8H8i6JAeTDA

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Sky News presenter Kay Burley had a few questions about the new policy for Cabinet minister (Welsh secretary) Simon Hart and he was just as convincing as you’d expect him to be.

And also this!

https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/1514480895771746311?s=20&t=gOiOYAK2deZ1Qk-qmAD_aQ

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