Adam Kay had the best title for Matt Hancock’s pandemic memoirs

Poke Staff. Updated April 21st, 2022

Taking time out from his busy schedule now he’s no longer in the Cabinet (or got to work for the United Nations) Matt Hancock is writing a book about his time as health secretary during the pandemic.

It presumably won’t be a problem if he didn’t keep detailed notes, he can just ask for the CCTV footage.

🚨🚨 Matt Hancock – ‘I’m writing a book about the experience, what it looked like from being Health Secretary and what actually happened at the time’

💬 I didn’t think this man could get any lower but to sell a book on the experience is ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/8We1kspq8d

— Jamie Jenkins (@statsjamie) April 20, 2022

And it prompted TalkTV to ask this.

Former Health Secretary Matt Hancock has revealed he will publish his diaries of the pandemic later this year.

What should the title of his book be?@JuliaHB1 pic.twitter.com/VfudHNoyjj

— TalkTV (@TalkTV) April 21, 2022

And it prompted all sorts of eye-catching responses.

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1517066386991980544?s=20&t=zwqBKarollCBPqaNJT5LfQ

Shagging and blagging: The Pandemic Years

— Sully (@rjbsully79) April 21, 2022

“Fuck You: I’m Why Your Nan Died” https://t.co/kmfM6OFkPp

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) April 21, 2022

‘Out of my depth’

— Nuno Costa Furtado (@ncostafurtado) April 21, 2022

BOUNCING BACK 🎾 https://t.co/X99QdDQIvN

— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) April 21, 2022

‘How I screwed the country……. and another blokes wife’.

— David Perry (@DPerry17) April 21, 2022

https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1517068514410086400?s=20&t=zwqBKarollCBPqaNJT5LfQ

But none was quite so winning as this one, from doctor turned author and much else besides, the brilliant Adam Kay.

This is Going to Kill 170,000 People https://t.co/fKDvfC6NEn

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) April 21, 2022

Boom.

Source Twitter @amateuradam