9 favourite things people said about this fabulous Trump ‘hurricane gun’ story
There’s a rather fabulous story in Rolling Stone which claims Donald Trump had a habit in his first year in office of suspecting China had secret technology that could generate hurricanes and fire them at the US.
Apparently he kept asking his national security advisers about it, so much so that it became known as the ‘Hurricane Gun’ thing among those in the know. You can read all about it here.
Trump kept asking if China was shooting us with a "hurricane gun." https://t.co/q4Dd9ycuco
— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) May 10, 2022
Trump, you might remember, also had a theory that you could nuke hurricanes.
Here’s what one former senior official told Rolling Stone.
“I was present [once] when he asked if China ‘made’ hurricanes to send to us. [Trump] wanted to know if the technology existed. One guy in the room responded, ‘Not to the best of my knowledge, sir.’
‘I kept it together until I got back to my office … I do not know where the [then-]president would have heard about that … He was asking about it around the time, maybe a little before, he asked people about nuking hurricanes.’
And it prompted a whirlwind of comment on Twitter, as you might imagine. Here are our favourites.
1.
I wish someone in the WH had mustered the comic sensibility to look at Trump and say ‘yes Sir, China is shooting us with a ‘Hurricane Gun’ do you want us to alert Batman?
— NoelCaslerComedy (@caslernoel) May 10, 2022
2.
Oh.
A hurricane gun.
that seems sane. https://t.co/qc9CJzuLYT
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 10, 2022
3.
There is no such thing as a hurricane gun that creates hurricanes. What the former President was describing is called climate change. https://t.co/2Pji2uFHRA
— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) May 10, 2022
4.
Person, woman, man, hurricane, gun https://t.co/9r6HJz3P1b
— Dr. Jorge A. Caballero stands with 🇺🇦 (@DataDrivenMD) May 10, 2022
5.
Whenever a crazy combination of words like "hurricane gun" is trending, you already know why.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) May 10, 2022
6.
We need hurricane gun control. https://t.co/hw455VbPae
— Brad Simpson (@bradleyrsimpson) May 10, 2022
7.
Jewish space lasers are cool, but have you ever tried a Chinese hurricane gun?
— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) May 10, 2022
8.
Little known fact. The Hurricane Gun's targeting system consists of drawing a path on a map with a sharpie https://t.co/bJHC6Tozle
— Michael Marrinan (@gordomn) May 10, 2022
9.
I think God is just fucking with us at this point. https://t.co/UFCZ4lOEHA
— Jay Bookman (@jaysbookman) May 10, 2022
And also this!
Yup. One of the most bizarre meetings we ever had with Trump was in preparation for a hurricane landing. He was far less concerned with saving American lives and more concerned with his burning question: “Do they always spin counterclockwise?” It got weirder after that. https://t.co/N2k3kB9NTU
— Miles Taylor (@MilesTaylorUSA) May 10, 2022
To conclude …
There is literally nothing Trump could say that would surprise me
“Trump wanted to build Trump Tower Antarctica” — sure
“Trump asked Mike Tyson to his Secretary of the Interior” — checks out
“Trump proposed putting Gatorade in water fountains” — aight https://t.co/Hkb3ErpIxp
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 11, 2022
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