20 reasons to be thankful that you aren’t going to a music festival
The festival season is nearly upon us and you forget to get a ticket. Here’s twenty reasons to make you feel better about missing out.
1. Nobody you want to see is actually playing
2. The technicians can’t keep their clothes on [via]
3. The sweet-smelling facilities
4. Instagram idiots
5. The Folk Stage
6. The unexpected reunion [via]
7. Mud morons
8. The traders
9. Getting up front
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10. The sun-kissed meadows
11. Sleeping out under the stars
11. The crazed groupies
12. The Glamping…
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13. The exhibitionists
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14. Parents that bring their kids
15. The festival dancers. Click to play.
16. The shopping experience
17. The douche-bags
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The douche-bag solution..
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18. The kids entertainment area
19. The festival fashions
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20. The romantic snaps that end up on the internet
Whatever your thing..there’s a festival for everyone….
