Canada has ketchup ice-lollies – don’t all fly there at once
Canada has so much to offer – beautiful scenery, famously polite people, tasty bacon, maple syrup, ketchup-flavoured ice-lollies …
Wait, what?
Hey Canadian friends, your favorite condiment just got a whole lot cooler 🍅🧊
A refreshingly savoury & sweet ketchup popsicle, made from 100% Canadian tomatoes.
Learn more here: https://t.co/FH2ax4kvWj pic.twitter.com/9PsahSkEzY
— French's (@Frenchs) June 20, 2022
Not so much O Canada as Oh no, Canada. We doubt there’ll be a rush to try them, if these reactions are any indication.
1.
every day we stray further from God's light https://t.co/kmOtVb1QpX
— Angela Morabito (@AngelaLMorabito) June 20, 2022
2.
"Tastes like a Classic Caesar"
Because who doesn't want to suck on flavored ice that tastes like anchovies and oil? https://t.co/tKsVJshQN4— David Muir's Hands 🏳️🌈 (@muir_hands) June 23, 2022
3.
number of livable countries really dwindling. https://t.co/98Xq3mxE4z
— Josh Visser (@joshvisser) June 20, 2022
4.
GTFO.
Canada – wtf. https://t.co/7TBm0qzyEg
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 21, 2022
5.
Finally I can throw tomatoes at bad performers and do some damage. https://t.co/ARrxLMHC8h
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) June 21, 2022
6.
I've never been one for cancel culture, but if we are going to cancel anything, it should be Canadian Ketchup Popsicles. https://t.co/3HJ5CSeB4q
— Erin Perrine (@ErinMPerrine) June 21, 2022
7.
This is not how to make Canadian friends, for the record. https://t.co/oDcbLc2Xwz
— Abby (@abbythetweet) June 21, 2022
8.
Say it isn't so… well actually – to each their own. I just hope my kids never learn of this. #SorryNotSorry https://t.co/6jym55atG6
— Jacqueline Fell (@jackiefell) June 23, 2022
9.
we let ketchup chips go too far and now we have to deal with what hell we hath wrought https://t.co/QhalfmVVC0
— Niko Stratis (@nikostratis) June 20, 2022
10.
Canada just lost 50 points in the CA vs USA culture war https://t.co/3jeMBeUkCV
— Afro Smash (@TheAfroSmash) June 22, 2022
11.
April Fools was a couple months ago.
— Jess Balzer (@Balzer_Jess) June 20, 2022
They’re certainly ripe for a prank.
i'm telling my enemies it's strawberry https://t.co/KlgKVfNASI
— sam (@SC1_Sam) June 20, 2022
Roxanne Khamsi found the perfect culinary partner.
Mac n' cheese gummies! Pairs perfectly with French's ketchup popsicles: https://t.co/qLz6p35RW0 https://t.co/cI0oBpV7AV
— Roxanne Khamsi (@rkhamsi) June 23, 2022
Maybe not.
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