What popular saying is utter BS? – 21 absolute whoppers
Over on r/AskReddit, u/Geeeck0 gave people food for thought with this NSFW question.
What popular saying is utter bullshit?
The answers came flooding in, and variations on these kept cropping up.
1.
VKH700
Via
2.
“If you smelt it, you dealt it”. I know for a fact that there have been several times that I had smelt it, and know absolutely that I had not dealt it!
vabeachkevin
3.
“Sleep like a baby” from all the babies I’ve seen they all sleep terribly waking up in the middle of the night crying and screaming, just because why the hell not.
BreakfastExcellent37
4.
“Money can’t buy happiness” has turned into an asinine catchphrase. Yeah, I can’t buy happiness, but I sure could have better healthcare, a more reliable/newer vehicle, enough food, and a house that isn’t falling apart. That would sure make me happy.
peachpinkjedi
5.
“Dogs always know [when someone is bad news].” No, Brittany, they don’t. It’s an animal, not an evil detector or a moral compass. It would love a murderer if he fed it.
DarkBlueDovah
6.
EPICSanchez010630
7.
“Good things happen to those who wait.”
No they don’t… Good things happen for those that go out and make them happen.
Lowca
8.
Time heals all wounds. No it doesn’t… it teaches you how to deal with the pain.
Umberwing
9.
Nothing is impossible.
No. Many things are impossible. The universe is build on the idea that some things are possible and some things are impossible. If nothing was impossible, reality would collapse.
LexLuthorJr
10.
The customer is always right.
Shinobi500
11.
Youve_been_Loganated
Via
