Thérèse Coffey’s conference speech was a literal snoozefest – 12 zZzingers

Oonagh Keating. Updated October 5th, 2022

The Conservative Party Conference slogan ‘Getting Britain Moving’ couldn’t have been less apt when the new Health Secretary and Deputy PM, Thérèse Coffey, made her speech on Tuesday.

Now she’s advocating euthanasia… #ThereseCoffey #ToryIncompetence #torychaos #ConservativePartyconference pic.twitter.com/2shIrDh9kT

— Pravin Gorajala (@PravG) October 4, 2022

Her Jackanory tone clearly soothed the audience, despite their average age appearing to be somewhere north of 60, and tweeters simply couldn’t resist the open goal.

The death of a political party, filmed up close for the first time ever. It’s like an Attenborough film about extinction. pic.twitter.com/ktSjrJzNtW

— Brendan May (@bmay) October 4, 2022

British Health Secretary Thérèse Coffey is putting audience members to sleep with her speech. Literally… https://t.co/ndhgwNJlOf

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 4, 2022

Oh God! So Coffey is the new sleeping tablet … stronger than Coffee … as for the guy bottom right eating ear wax … doubtless testing the new treatment for rickets, which will be making a big comeback after a few months more of this lot https://t.co/Ae1tXWFq7k

— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) October 4, 2022

They’re just attending to keep warm https://t.co/yWPJZq1vdG

— Rebecca (@CandidaCanBeFun) October 4, 2022

Finally a health secretary who promotes healthy sleep pic.twitter.com/lXWKCDZjV8

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 4, 2022

Take a close look at the people who decided that I should be Prime Minister and it suddenly all makes sense.#CPC22 pic.twitter.com/FH7s5Dvx4a

— Parody Prime Minister (@Parody_PM) October 4, 2022

Consnoozative Party Conference. pic.twitter.com/6AJuOlAelk

— Jack Parrock (@jackeparrock) October 4, 2022

What you see when you do a show at the Underbelly Bristo Square on a hot day to people who have been in the beer gardens for five hours and couldn’t get in to see the TV comic in the venue next to yours. pic.twitter.com/30hq6qN0J2

— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) October 4, 2022

Good to see the House of Lords has attended conference. https://t.co/4MlBWWRY3L

— Barrister's Horse (@BarristersHorse) October 4, 2022

10.

'Getting Britain Moving' https://t.co/lrdryWTPni

— Ben The Illustrator ✏️✌️ (@BenIllustrator) October 4, 2022

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It's quite the vibe here pic.twitter.com/FLRy6xOxNE

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) October 4, 2022

12.

People are talking about whether to put their heating on or not and these bastards clearly have theirs cranked up to 45. pic.twitter.com/F9ftomfFWS

— cluedont (@cluedont) October 4, 2022

We’ll just leave this here.

Well…I guess they aren't woke. https://t.co/R52vtCDrTL

— Rhys Wynne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 (@rhyswynne) October 4, 2022

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