This hilariously detailed receipt is giving people the fear of ever going for a wax

We’ve been to the occasional beauty salon in our time but we’ve never been for a wax.

There are lots of reasons why not – the pain, the cost, the general everythingness of the whole thing, basically.

And to add to this list of reasons why we will never get anything waxed ever is this hilariously detailed receipt for one woman’s visit which went viral on Reddit for reasons which will became obvious.

Readers of a (mildly) sensitive disposition, look away now.

‘Ladies, are they always this, uh, descriptive when taking down waxing instructions?’ asked shadhead1981 who shared it.

And it wasn’t just us who got the fear. Here are our favourite funny (and enlightening) replies.

‘Lil Bush is your street name now. I don’t make the rules.’
Radiant_Programmer29

‘I’ve never been waxed and this makes me scared to do it..description be like:

‘Full jungle clean up with with machete assistance needed.

‘Cleaned up half…gave up LOL.’
PineappleRalynn

“Careful of the hemorrhoid it’s a bleeder.”
FromBrainMatter

‘You know, I complain about my job, but after seeing this, I think my job is actually not so bad.’
Snydles

‘Bring this receipt with you on dates.’
IProbablyPutItThereB

‘As someone in the biz… they have their settings wrong. We keep notes, but I have never printed them on a receipt. Don’t feel self-conscious, all we actually see is skin and hair and when we’re done, there’s no more hair where you don’t want hair if it’s done well.’
Justnopethenope

Source Reddit u/shadhead1981