We asked you to tell us old jokes and you didn’t disappoint – 22 favourites

It was National Tell an Old Joke Day last week, although there’s an argument to be made that every day is National Tell an Old Joke Day on the internet.

Anyway, we shared one of ours …

… and you shared some of yours. This was the result.

1.

Stephen R Seager
Via

2.

Owls don’t like to mate when it’s raining. It’s too wet to woo.
Sophie Burke

3.

What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One is an Australian animal and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
Matt James

4.

What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy,
And the other is a little lighter.
Stephen McCarthy

5.

What’s green and brown, got 6 legs and if it dropped out of a tree it might kill you?
A snooker table.
Dave Ferris

6.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef…
George Minister

7.

“Am I a good mother, Susan?”
“My name is Amy.”
Mandy Amory

8.

Andy Mars
Via

9.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The landlord says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Steve Eyre

10.

What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper!
Elizabeth Higgins

11.

Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says “can you smell fish?
Nasina Gillan