Donald Trump complaining about how long it takes to wash his hair is quite the watch
To the world of Donald Trump now – no, stick with us – where the former President took time out from considering that trio of indictments he faces to deal with the really important things in life.
Specifically, water pressure.
Even more specifically, how long it apparently takes him to wash his ‘gorgeous head of hair’ (just pop it into the washing machine, surely?).
And when we say it’s quite the listen, it really is quite the listen.
Trump: When you go into these new homes with showers, the water drips down slowly. You have suds.. beautiful nice wonderful suds. A lot of money. Proctor and Gamble. All that crap that they sell. It takes you 10 minutes to wash your hair pic.twitter.com/2ex0FZsDxr
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 6, 2023
And here are our 9 favourite things people said about it.
1.
What the fuck is Trump talking about? He really is an absolute moron. pic.twitter.com/R59ykIlGKn
— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) August 6, 2023
2.
It’s all just so Fucking stupid.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) August 6, 2023
3.
Dude needs to be thrown in general pop then we’ll see how he likes showers.
— The Chud Report (@TheChudReport) August 6, 2023
4.
He may be under indictment but he is still obsessed with water pressure. https://t.co/vi4rPLxpdh
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) August 6, 2023
5.
Everything else aside: His crimes, his treason, his racism, his long history of sexual assault, everything. Donald trump is an appallingly, crushingly, jaw-droppingly, painfully stupid person. pic.twitter.com/5XW33c4HUc
— 😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) August 6, 2023
6.
Replaying all the hits tonight Donny? How long until he starts incoherently rambling about flushing toilets 15 times?🚽🤣 https://t.co/oDWwCzcx9a
— Kaylan_TX (@Kaylan_TX_) August 6, 2023
7.
What on earth is wrong with this dude’s showers? https://t.co/poGlEcvuM8
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) August 6, 2023
8.
I love how water pressure and plumbing is this man’s real passion https://t.co/dvtwSmCap3
— The Trillbillies (@thetrillbillies) August 6, 2023
9.
Listen to this folks and remember he’s a former president. This is who republicans are backing for a second term. Ludicrous
pic.twitter.com/vURFIslrfu— Marlene Robertson (@marlene4719) August 6, 2023
Source Twitter @Acyn