Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Congratulations – you’ve made it to Friday with enough energy to click on the link to our weekly round-up of funny stuff from Twitter. That’s already a win.
Now you can read some top-quality tweets and maybe even find some new people to follow.
1.
ME: What the world needs now
BURT BACHARACH: is love, sweet love
ME: *scribbling out ‘fucken pterodactyls’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) August 11, 2023
2.
That’s the last time I let Norman Collier write my prescription. pic.twitter.com/FSyeQ72BIa
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) August 13, 2023
3.
Remembering Emu in his prime, BUT HOW HE LOOKS TODAY WILL SHOCK YOU. pic.twitter.com/7WVBbDT8iA
— Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius) August 13, 2023
4.
rip dracula u would have loved going down a water slide flat on your back arms crossed over your chest
— is that keri? (@itiskeri) August 16, 2023
5.
Aw, how lovely! A rare sighting of a telegraph pole with its young. pic.twitter.com/I5Lu3al2zW
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) August 12, 2023
6.
sometimes after several hours of looking at your phone for work reasons you need an hour of looking at your phone for leisure reasons
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) August 15, 2023
7.
they should let you leave work early if you eat too big of a lunch
— coastal dilf (@adudenamedblake) August 14, 2023
8.
why does this mcdonald’s look like a containment unit full of evil spirits pic.twitter.com/AfaZ2Q5sRz
— laura 🦠 (@ecto_fun) August 14, 2023
9.
I don’t get my wife, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo. Today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) August 15, 2023
10.
This pair of trending topics make me hope beyond hope that they're casting a new angel in season 3 of Good Omens with a VERY loud voice… pic.twitter.com/fAAdHurY6E
— Louie "postal influencer" Stowell (@Louiestowell) August 16, 2023
11.
“So, you are wondering why I ave gazzered you ere” pic.twitter.com/DZwXytq42Z
— Van (@hellothisisivan) August 11, 2023
12.
We didn't start the fire update pic.twitter.com/tj5r9zcZJ9
— James (@jrawson) August 16, 2023