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‘What are some things that are just really poorly named?’ – 21 strong suggestions

We’re grateful to u/ATXBookLover for asking this question.

What are some things that are just really poorly named?

With more than 4,000 responses, we found ourselves nodding along to quite a few of them. See if you agree with these.

1.


tomorrowistomato
Via, Via

2.

Jerusalem artichoke. It’s not from the Middle East and it’s not an artichoke.
Strzeka

3.

Febreze.

Why not Fabreze – because you can use it on fabric & because it’s ‘fab’ (in marketing terms I mean)?

So close yet so far …
Saislo

4.

Life insurance – it’s really death insurance.
Traditional-Cat-60

5.

Urinal cake.
PermaBanDeezNutz

6.

There is an animal called a Mountain Chicken. It is just a frog.
McDonalds-Sprite25

7.

Walkie-talkies. Did a 3 year old name these?
Snoo-Owls-4023

8.


Beginning_Orange
Via

9.

In Swedish, nipple is called bröstvårta, which means breast wart. Not ideal.
heartsinpeace

10.

Kiwi Airlines….named after a bird that doesn’t fly!
Secret_Asparagus_783

11.

Being head over heels. We’re almost always head over heels.
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