This woman’s hilarious list of pre-date demands went wildly viral and it’s a red flag visible from the moon

It’s been a while since we’ve been on a first date – just imagine – so we don’t know if this sort of thing is a bit more common in the digital age than it was back in our day (AKA the 20th century).

Let’s hope not.

It’s one particular woman’s list of pre-date demands which were so outrageous they went wildly viral.

‘Why are people like this?’ asked ClosedDominance who shared it over on Reddit. And it’s quite the read.

There’s always the possibility that it’s a joke, of course, but these people weren’t buying it.

‘Wait…why is this catch single?’
Successful_Ad9071

‘This is the ideal mate scenario, I hope I can pay for her rent and her car too.’
superchandra

‘I’m 100% fine with this. If I was looking for random people to date or even just get to know, this gives me exactly all the information I need to stay the hell away from this person. 10/10 ad, would read and navigate away again.’
ClosedDominance

“Am I missing anything else?” Yes, you are: a brain and human decency.’
Magorian97

‘A prostitute would be cheaper … and probably less trashy.’
Remmy3

‘And easier to get a second date with.’
Educational-Light656

Talking of tricky first dates, it took us back to this from a while back, a properly wild ride from start to finish.

@elysemyersI haven’t been to a @tacobell since. ##coffeetalk ##theadhdway ##firstdatefail ##tacobell

Mega oof.
Source Reddit u/ClosedDominance