The opening paragraph of this Guardian article on Ray Winstone is journalistic GBH
With three acting projects to promote, we can expect to hear and see more than usual of the almost legendary actor Ray Winstone.
He was on last week’s Jonathan Ross Show, and at the weekend, the Guardian published his interview with Alex Moshakis, who – it’s fair to say – pulled not a single punch.
The implications behind this sentence are impossible to miss –
Winstone and I are here to discuss three new projects: The Gentlemen, a Guy Ritchie series, in which he plays the patriarch of a criminal family in peril; Damsel, a Netflix vehicle in which he plays the patriarch of a family grappling with a regrettable decision; and A Bit of Light, an independent film in which he plays the patriarch of a family struggling through anguish.
This barb was right out in the open.
During our conversation, Winstone portrays himself as a man of the people, which I find difficult to accept. (While discussing his upcoming Sunday dinner, Winstone suggested he might “order in sashimi”, a decision that suggests he isn’t struggling for cash.)
But it was the opening paragraph that caught the attention of comedy writer and host of the excellent Beef and Dairy Network podcast, Benjamin Partridge.
Imagine giving up a couple of hours to be interviewed by the Guardian, and then buying the paper to see that they've opened with this. pic.twitter.com/D0upv1DNCM
— Benjamin Partridge (@benpartridge) February 25, 2024
‘(L)ike watching a barrel walk in on stilts’
There were a lot of sharp intakes of breath.
1.
Ray skipping leg day before the buffet? https://t.co/Z8iujH8fdR
— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) February 25, 2024
2.
Would love to see him say that to Winstone’s face https://t.co/cnbmFYmjUS
— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) February 25, 2024
3.
OH MY GOD they’ve done him over proper here https://t.co/KBPgrIu5Jz
— Heidi Selassie I (@heidisaint) February 25, 2024
4.
Not they called him a big belly bitch? https://t.co/HGskSdej8N
— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) February 25, 2024
5.
If I was Ray Winstone, it wouldn't happen to me. Not when I show up for the interview casually swinging a sock full of pool balls.
— Andrew Brooks (@taxbod) February 25, 2024
6.
As a fellow large torso skinny legged sufferer I too am affronted by this description. https://t.co/SaZIJ0M2un
— david hales (@westhamster2) February 25, 2024
7.
Stink lines emanate from Ray Winstone's enormous ass as he strains to cut a steak with his feeble arms https://t.co/x3BPEkErzJ
— Avon Barksdale Earnhardt (@2house2fly) February 25, 2024
8.
narrative interview descriptions are never normal, either they’re like this or they treat the interviewee like a deity https://t.co/eSeaJ5Qze2
— sophie (@soph214_) February 25, 2024
9.
If someone wrote this about me I would become a super villain https://t.co/8bsrgObQUf
— Jude (@byebyebbyblue_) February 25, 2024
10.
you may not like it, but this is peak geezer physique https://t.co/S6ezUbzdSI
— David East (@davideastUK) February 25, 2024
Here’s a reminder that it happens all the time – just not to Ray Winstone.
Literally 90% of interviews with actresses start off talking about what they’re wearing and what they’re eating and men are like “this is fine, yes” so if you’re going to get mad at this I might suggest also being more critical of how women are discussed in media ✨ https://t.co/dmV6YkkESZ
— Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi) February 25, 2024
It wasn’t all downvotes …just nearly all.
Am I alone in thinking that's how all celebrity profiles ought to start and end? https://t.co/xHhGrAaYIA
— Dunroamin (@BucheleNicolas) February 25, 2024
The article reminded writer Barry Pierce of the low opinion theatre critic Kenneth Tynan clearly had of Humphrey Bogart.
ah yes, the Tynan on Bogart approach https://t.co/5uHH4G6x3D pic.twitter.com/b0kRNpFscL
— barry pierce (@BarryPierce) February 25, 2024
Still not as rough as being called a barrel on stilts.
If you want to read the full article, you can do that here.
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The first line of this Guardian story was hilariously brutal and precisely what it deserved
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