17 times people were hit with oddly creative insults

A Redditor named u/chichimi_mi probably brought a few bad memories back to the surface with this question.

“What’s the most creative insult you’ve been hit with?”

They added –

“My dad once told me “You must be allergic to thinking” after I touched a hot pan which he told me not to touch.”

We’re not convinced that everyone understood the question, but these insults were certainly attention-grabbers.

1.

Someone said they bet my bmi looks like a phone number. Ouch.
WhyAmIPasta

2.

You’re the reason why ‘serve and enjoy’ is an instruction in cook books.
SocksAreHandGloves

3.

Scene: Me and my family sitting in a restaurant, my dad across the table from me

My dad: “there sure are a lot of idiots out here today”

Me: “Yeah, I can see one Infront of me.”

My dad, without skipping a beat: “I didn’t know you could see reflections in my glasses”
Itisl_femboy

4.

WeirdCollection5520
Via Pexels

5.

Somebody once told me that our IQ levels are so different that he could skydive from his to mine
Spinosauris

6.

I wasn’t the one insulted but someone once said “Your hairline got pushed back to 1776 and declared independence”.
Significancecute4212

7.

OptimusCrime1984
Via YouTube

8.

Someone said I looked like the minecraft witch 🙁
WonderfulCat776

9.

You have two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for third place…
Striker-the-2th