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If you only listen to one Donald Trump word salad then make it this one (sound up!)
You probably won’t be surprised to learn that Donald Trump has been speaking in public and not making a whole lot of sense.
He did it before he got to the White House, he did it while he was in the White House, and no doubt he’ll be doing it if he ever gets back to the White House.
But we’ve never heard a word salad quite so Trumpian as this one – during a rally appearance in Nevada – and it’s 80 seconds or so very well spent.
Stick with it – you won’t be disappointed.
Trump is now ranting about batteries and shark attacks. I dare you to try to make sense of this. pic.twitter.com/G2ur6q47Ff
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 9, 2024
Answers on a postcard, c/o Truth Social, Magasville, Trumpland.
This is the most insane stupid shit from his “relationship with MIT” to thinking batteries on sinking ships will electrocute people. No one asked the sailor that question before because it’d so monumentally fucking stupid. https://t.co/kCAwZZh6me
— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) June 9, 2024
This is like listening to your senile uncle at the dinner table after he has that third drink. https://t.co/lLEnQ8vXWn
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 9, 2024
I was certain somehow he was winding up to blame the shark attacks on windmills. This is definitely one of his most demented speeches as he continues to circle the drain of sanity. https://t.co/l11GPRPiSA
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 9, 2024
Questions:
1) Who's selling (dumb) people boats that sink due to weight?
2) Gas powered boats also have batteries, why isn't there an epidemic of electrocuted boaters?
3) Wouldn't the shark get electrocuted, too?
4) Timecode :41????
5) The MIT friend is made up, right? https://t.co/XiuQf1P12C— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) June 9, 2024
Really just a raving lunatic at this point. A cash-strapped avatar for dummies. A felonious stupidity magnet. https://t.co/WUNseCsQ93
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) June 9, 2024
Absolutely stunning. Watch and enjoy from the Best To Ever Do It:pic.twitter.com/YRt5OrjWNw
— William Kedjanyi (@KeejayOV3) June 9, 2024
The man’s brain should be donated to science, but only if we can substantially increase biohazard containment capabilities. https://t.co/clIeAPgBvd
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) June 10, 2024
I just hope he ends up in a prison where he can get the help he so desperately needs. https://t.co/ecjSYUXtJ3
— Norman Ornstein (@NormOrnstein) June 10, 2024
Nut job. He won’t get jail but if he did, imagine sharing a cell with this prick. If got shanked in prison it would probably just be to shut him up, rather than malice. https://t.co/TQL2UxzEn6
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) June 10, 2024
Honestly, I got a remarkably similar question from my 3 year old last weekend https://t.co/tok0xxxQPQ
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) June 9, 2024
To sum up …
WTF is he talking about?
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) June 9, 2024
Source @atrupar