Joe Wicks played Glastonbury and got people really exercised – 17 very funny and totally on-point responses
There was lots to enjoy about this year’s Glastonbury despite the naysayers complaining about the headliners and a fifth – fifth! – appearance by Coldplay at the top of the bill.
But there was one thing that we could surely all agree on. And that was this guy. Doing this. At Glastonbury.
Glastonbury 2024 @glastonbury #glastonbury2024 pic.twitter.com/SoKGhLPIWJ
— Joe Wicks (@thebodycoach) June 29, 2024
And it’s fair to say that Joe Wicks, who became even more of a phenomenon than he already was with his online workouts during lockdown, got people exercised. Really exercised. And these 17 people surely said it best.
1.
Look at it, just fucking look at it!
Go and take some drugs, you fucking bastards https://t.co/t6jQP91Miw
— Yakhunt (@YakCarnt) June 29, 2024
2.
https://t.co/jVKpz1HPtn pic.twitter.com/Z29z7W7oY9
— Manny (@SuppressedSikh) June 29, 2024
3.
It really annoys me I didn’t get a ticket to Glasto but people who wake up especially to do a Joe Wicks workout did. https://t.co/tsF8OsUEcm
— Dan Ellis (@dgellis0907) June 29, 2024
4.
“How was Glastonbury?”
“Amazing man. I did a parkrun and a Joe Wicks workout.” https://t.co/4Zl4LOqj2W pic.twitter.com/h28phtZsvg— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) June 29, 2024
5.
If you go to Glastonbury to do this, or do a morning run, you really should have your ticket taken off you https://t.co/mnStG3GBKq
— Joe (@j0emcelr0y) June 29, 2024
6.
I missed this, I was watching Mr Motivator in the legends slot https://t.co/z9HXi1EFrD
— BRYN_BORANGA (@BRYN_BORANGA) July 1, 2024
7.
Imagine being at death’s door in your tent, after going to sleep 45 minutes earlier, and this wakes you up. I’d be on the first bus outta there. https://t.co/MfFcGW13fU
— Sean McDonald (@seanmcdonald01) June 29, 2024
8.
everyone should be free to enjoy festivals how they please, but also i refuse to believe anyone who goes to joe wicks session at glastonbury will be getting anywhere near as much out of the festival experience as, eg, me, a man who loves a sesh + thus i should go in their place https://t.co/MH0KXum96N
— Ben Smoke (@bencsmoke) June 30, 2024
9.
When you’re camping for four days with rudimentary sanitation and £4 bottled water it’s always best to start pissing sweat as soon as humanly possible. https://t.co/Qnvo4JyAOu
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) June 29, 2024