Politics comebacks election greg hands
Cabinet minister Greg Hands told a critic to keep quiet and was gloriously owned into next year
Greg Hands, the London and trade policy minister who is standing for re-election in west London, is one of a number of Conservatives seeking to make political capital – anything! – out of Keir Starmer’s declaration that he quite likes to spend time with his family after 6pm on a Friday.
Keir Starmer has said he’d clock off work at 6pm if he became Prime Minister.
You deserve better than a part-time Prime Minister.
The only way to prevent this is to vote Conservative on Thursday. pic.twitter.com/yF0ZBAttRh
— Conservatives (@Conservatives) July 1, 2024
As the community note makes clear, he was just talking about Fridays – not every day, as the Tory tweet suggests.
Here’s what Hands had to say.
What if Putin attacks at 6:01pm? https://t.co/8UiPYosfln
— Greg Hands (@GregHands) July 1, 2024
And there were lots of people saying eminently sensible things like this.
Oh stop it! Pathetic.
I love that @Keir_Starmer values family life.
Clearly, if something important comes up, he’s have to cancel.
— Jennifer Bridge MBE (@JennBridge) July 1, 2024
And this.
Putin missed a trick here pic.twitter.com/myOJ8UBOtM
— Nima (@DrStrangetwit) July 2, 2024
And one reply in particular caught our eye, from the always followable @mrhenrymorris – formerly ‘The Secret Tory’ – because it was simply so good.
Exactly. Imagine if COBR was convened and Starmer was urgently trying to finish a book about Shakespeare instead.
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) July 1, 2024
And it caught Hands’ eye as well, it turned out.
And he was promptly owned into the next parliament, beginning with @mrhenrymorris himself.
1.
Alright Tony Soprano, what are you going to do, show me that note?
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) July 1, 2024
2.
A long period of silence from you after Thursday is what we are all expecting.
— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) July 1, 2024
3.
In the ludicrous Tory election tweets contest – this has to be a top five contender https://t.co/XntEXa4mrS
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) July 2, 2024
4.
Are you threatening the electorate?
— Philip Proudfoot (@PhilipProudfoot) July 1, 2024
5.
interesting approach to criticism, this https://t.co/x4x9HkjEKB
— jonn elledge (@JonnElledge) July 1, 2024
6.
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) July 1, 2024