Boris Johnson’s ’10-part guide for getting the Conservatives back into power’ got all the mockery it deserves and more

It’s three days since the full scale of Labour’s landslide election victory was confirmed but never let it be said that former Conservative leader Boris Johnson has been wasting his time.

The one-time PM turned Daily Mail columnist has issued his 10-point blueprint for getting the Tories back in power.

Johnson suggested Starmer’s majority was ‘built on sand’ and the level of self-awareness (or rather lack of it) on display here is simply off the scale.

Starmer’s majority is built on sand – it’s a mile wide and an inch deep. Here’s my ten-point guide to bashing Labour and getting back into power.https://t.co/2tk9YORxFE

— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) July 5, 2024

Unfortunately we don’t have space to include too many (any) of his points here. But just to say he got all the mockery he deserved and more. These 13 people surely said it best.

1.

Here’s my ten point plan:
-shut
-the
-fuck
-up
-you
-corrupt
-self-serving
-lying
-sack of
-shit

— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) July 7, 2024

2.

This is pretty hilarious. Advice on how to save the Tory party from the person who single-handedly and deliberately destroyed it, in order to rule over the ruins, only to find out he couldn’t even do that. https://t.co/GsH1NRQIXE

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) July 7, 2024

3.

Ten point plan
– do not employ sex offenders
– if an offence is reported investigate it don’t leave it hanging
– take issues seriously
– try and do your job once in a while
– don’t promote random blondes to the Lords
– don’t promote Russians to Lords
– ignore invites to Russian…

— dave lawrence (@dave43law) July 5, 2024

4.

‘Starmer’s majority is built on sand’ says the man whose rock solid 80 seat majority was destroyed in one term. https://t.co/3K7s4w4tzZ

— Hal Cruttenden (@Halcruttenden) July 8, 2024

5.

Well if there is anyone who knows first hand about losing a huge majority….

— Keith Hathaway (@oxfordtoafrica) July 5, 2024

6.

Sorry, who are you? https://t.co/X2G6iZtbvb

— Christina Patterson (@queenchristina_) July 7, 2024