We regret to inform you that Jacob Rees-Mogg is to star in a reality show. No, really!
Despite having lost his North East Somerset seat, Jacob Rees-Mogg has just been one of the star speakers at the latest Popular Conservatism conference, named Beginning to Rebuild.
Here he is, letting the mask slip.
"I've answered your question, you just didn't like the answer."
The usually talkative Jacob Rees-Mogg gives @maitlis the cold shoulder at a PopCon event.@lewis_goodall | @GlobalPlayer pic.twitter.com/QDtBzqBVkN
— The News Agents (@TheNewsAgents) July 9, 2024
If anyone expected him to go gently into that good night, they’re going to be raging.
Just heard Jacob Rees Mogg speaking on the radio. HOW can we STILL be hearing from these people. He is no longer an MP!!! Please let’s have some silence on the media from him and the others who lost their seats!!!
— Pilar GomezFBPE FBPA (@redalphababe) July 9, 2024
“Idea for a programme – Jacob Rees Mogg on a penny farthing visits all the lost Conservative constituencies” pic.twitter.com/UXPm9sJSBV
— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) July 5, 2024
Bad news for Pilar and maybe a cut of the profits for Rob, because Rees-Mogg is indeed coming to a TV near you.
A new reality TV show is filming former Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg
It will follow a similar format to the ITV and Netflix series with boxer Tyson Fury, At Home With The Furyshttps://t.co/LCAad8GeFx
— PoliticsHome (@politicshome) July 10, 2024
We look forward to seeing the viewing figures, and perhaps even learning both viewers’ names.
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absolutely no – and I cannot stress this highly enough – fucking way pic.twitter.com/zgmAk6YJhE
— dave ❄️ (@mrdavemacleod) July 10, 2024
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Oh god…
It’ll be a ‘Keeping up with the Rees-Moggs’ type affair.
I’d rather see the ever popular, man of the people, Jacob, exploring the pursuits enjoyed by the average Briton, like Punting, Day-Trading, Polo & adding another wing to the country seat. https://t.co/VbNd0QnVPn pic.twitter.com/Hi6ghLpxON— Gillian McShane (@GillianMcShane) July 8, 2024
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First clips from Jacob Rees-Mogg’s ‘Kardashian style’ TV series, released. pic.twitter.com/svZOc0VLr5
— Mark Hammond (@MarkHam80780803) July 10, 2024
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THIS is not a parody account!!!!
Filming Starts On Jacob Rees Mogg Reality TV Show #ToriesAreOut #StarmerIsPM #LabourLandside #Changebeginstodayhttps://t.co/xkABOC47wA
— dave lawrence (@dave43law) July 9, 2024
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Rees-Moggs, meet the Rees-Moggs
They're the modern Victorian family
From the, town of London
Lost their ultra-safe constituencyhttps://t.co/b7bs1pUwAM— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) July 9, 2024
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“Keeping up with the Rees-Moggs”
It’s not even April 1st.
— Liberal Conservatist (@LibConservatist) July 9, 2024
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Jacob Rees-Mogg is not a serious person; he was always a clown masquerading as a high intellect, so it is not remotely surprising to see him emerge from the ashes of his mediocre political career with a fly on the wall reality TV series about his odd family in the making.
— Brendan May (@bmay) July 10, 2024
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Bunty & me can’t wait to see The Moggs on TV!
And hopefully it will answer a few questions:
Is Jacob a Virgin?
Does he brush his teeth?
Does he smell of lavender?
Is Mrs Mogg actually a moth?
Is there much fungus in the family?
Are they all glued together with spit & flour?
❤️ pic.twitter.com/jQoc2X1gM0— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) July 10, 2024
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At Home With The Moggs.
Tory sacked MP Jacob Rees-Mogg is to star in a Discovery+ reality TV show made by, I’m told, Optomen.
Nanny could steal the show. pic.twitter.com/8897kBJiNi
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) July 9, 2024
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I’ve already seen Django Unchained, I don’t need to see a real life Calvin Candy explaining phrenology to the camera.https://t.co/wyS0ZITQ1u
— Simon Wilson (@scurrilusrumour) July 9, 2024
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The media has a serious problem https://t.co/NvUeLQsjbb
— Tianna, the Writer (@tiannathewriter) July 9, 2024
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To be called 'Antiques Roadshow'
— Mike Chambers (@EuroSiderEu) July 9, 2024
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He may have lost his seat, but the gravy train continues to stop at Jacob Rees-Mogg's station.
Latest grift? A TV reality show about his life. Yes, really.
(Someone ought to start the Paint Drying channel to generate comparative audience stats.) https://t.co/9Uo3ZHGsBu
— Edwin Hayward (@edwinhayward) July 9, 2024
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OMG it’s the Posh Waltons.
G’night Mini-Mogg.
G’night Mary-Anne
G’night Tom-boy Wentworth Somerset
G’night Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam
G’night Alfie Wulfric Leyson Pius
G’night Sixtus Dominic
G’night Popper-Mogg
G’night Momma-Mogg
G’night Nanny
*Ringgggggggggggg Alarm Clock*— Piranha (Labour won, get over it) Pete 6 (@PiranhaPete1) July 10, 2024
They’ll all be at it.
News that Jacob Rees-Mogg is to star in his own reality TV series follows Rishi Sunak’s plan on July 5th to join Race Across the World pic.twitter.com/RuUQs2BKVJ
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 3, 2024
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