‘What is the dumbest hill you’re willing to die on?’ 27 petty beliefs that people would defend to the death

We all have things we passionately believe in, but some people have chosen a really stupid thing to go down fighting for. Reddit user Drakkoli asked this question:

What is the dumbest hill you’re willing to die on?

They had one to get everyone going.

‘For me, it’s the idea that there’s no such thing as “breakfast food”, and the fact that it’s damn near impossible to get a burger before 11am is bullshit.’

And there were very strong feelings about the pettiest things.

1.

‘Police siren sound effects should be banned in music.

‘Shit freaks me out whenever I’m driving.’
-El_mochilero

2.

‘I shouldn’t need to create an account just to see your website, and especially if you’re trying to sell me something, you’ve just lost a customer who doesn’t even know what your product is.’
-Skwigle

3.

‘Children’s menus in nice restaurants should include smaller portions of the normal dishes. My kids can’t eat an adult sized entree, but they still want “real” food over chicken fingers and mac n cheese.’
-Mekoides1

4.

‘Documents should be stapled at a 45 degree angle because that is the angle at which you fold the turned page.’
-minrenken

5.

‘Everyone’s headlights are way too bright now. It’s a hazard and there’s no point in having brights anymore if your headlights are by default blindingly bright.’
-Minimum_Apartment_46

6.

‘Toilet seats. Down? Up? You’re both wrong AND disgusting. Put the damn cover down before you flush.’
-246ngj

7.

‘Planes should be boarded back to front.’
-cashewmonet

4.

‘At the movie theater, nobody should talk during the movie. Yes, that includes whispering. No, you are not uniquely good at whispering without being noticed.’
-SquareBottle

8.

‘The plural of LEGO is LEGO!’
-SomeDoOthersDoNot

9.

‘Skirts and sandals in office for women should mean shorts and sandals are viable options for men.’
-BawdyUnicorn

10.

‘Muffins are literally just cake. Whoever marketed it as breakfast is an evil genius.’
-Aggressive-Poet7797

11.

‘If you’re hosting an event for the first time, it’s the ‘inaugural’ event, NOT the ‘first annual’. It hasn’t happened before and may never happen again.’
-redcoatdawg12

12.

‘Scrambled eggs should not be wet. If they’re wet they aren’t ready to eat.’
-elitesense

13.

‘Dogs have exponentially more downside than upside (I’ve had 4 dogs spanning 28 years).’
-Funny247365