Donald Trump just died on stage (no, not like that) and it’s the most satisfying 55 seconds you’ll watch today
Time to return now to the US presidential election, where Donald Trump has been hitting the campaign trail but it’s fair to say he wasn’t entirely going down a storm.
There’s been two (well, definitely one) assassination attempt on the White House wannabe so far this year, but fear not, no guns were used in this particular death (and thank goodness for that, obviously).
And it’s surely the most satisfying 55 seconds you’ll watch today.
Guys, he’s gone.. it’s over.. call it a day.. that’s a wrap.. bon voyage.. sayonara.. that’s the ball game.. pic.twitter.com/wysDlYAlg4
— BostonBrian (@BostonBrian23) September 29, 2024
We never thought we’d feel sorry for Trump, and we were right.
And here are just a few of the things people said about it.
Is it elder abuse to let your almost-80-year-old dad mumble and stammer on like this? He’s a former president for God’s sake! Doesn’t he deserve dignity at this stage? https://t.co/alnVr8ogB7
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) September 29, 2024
Dude is rambling complete nonsense while selling overpriced China-made garbage on the Trump version of the Home Shopping Network How is this guy a candidate for President of the United States after his disastrous 8 trillion dollar RINO administration? We’ve fallen so far.
— Brutally Honest (@zBrutallyHonest) September 29, 2024
What the hell is this idiot talking about? The place is dead silent. They are all just sitting there while grandpa rants into a microphone. https://t.co/9mtszY446C
— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) September 29, 2024
is this QVC?
— Jason Bourne (@JAS0N_B0URNE) September 29, 2024
Look at the pleasure on the faces of the people behind them, when they realise the evening can get better if they start talking to each other instead of listening to the guy standing in front of them. https://t.co/LrZGkkf4Dd
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) September 30, 2024
Trump is clamoring for material. He has no policies, so this is it.
— Dianne Callahan (@DianneCallaha16) September 29, 2024
Me trying new material at a topical comedy night, when I’ve come underprepared. https://t.co/pWPGxTqMiO
— Paul Sinha (@paulybengali) September 30, 2024
To conclude …
Folks, it is my solemn duty to inform you what the living fuck is this. https://t.co/aG11nx4m0U
— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) September 29, 2024
And this.
Wow. Even the most hardcore of MAGA in that audience are dead silent during this. They know his brain is cooked. pic.twitter.com/3KWwm1BMiG
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 29, 2024
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Source @BostonBrian23