A woman asked men what they’d say to her in CostCo and this dude’s A++ response knocked the rest out of the park

There’s a corner of Reddit called ‘murdered by words’ with which you will probably be familiar (especially if this isn’t your first visit to these pages).

And as the name suggests it’s full of very entertaining and totally on-point comebacks, and they don’t come much more on-point than this.

It’s just gone wildly viral after it was posted by TheCoolBlondeGirl who said: ‘Grab a shovel.’

Boom.

‘Literally nothing. Social media has taught me women don’t like to be stared at. Even if I’m just curious about the different body and not sexually attracted whatsoever

‘Also good luck stopping next to me. I don’t fucking stop out in public unless I’m on the phone or waiting in line. I want to get OUT of the public
Aetheldrake

‘I seldom notice anyone in Costco, I’m just too busy searching for stuff that they constantly rearrange every damn time.’
bbrk9845

Here in Germany it’s illegal to photograph or film individuals without their consent. It’s even a criminal offense if you do it to injured or helpless people.
Valagoorh

‘Did she fotoshop her organs away?’
AddictedToMosh161

‘Probably sold them to purchase breast implants.’
RadaghasztII

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A man ‘straightsplained’ this guy’s tale of ‘working on site with two straight lads’ and his A++ response was simply magnificent

Source Reddit u/TheCoolBlondeGirl