Weird World MAGA tucker carlson
In today’s WTF News, Tucker Carlson recalls being attacked by a demon – 17 devilishly good takedowns
Tucker Carlson, that bastion of Christian ideals who is currently heavily engaged in trying to re-elect an adjudicated rapist to the White House, appeared on a YouTube channel called ‘Christianities?‘, during which he share a supernatural anecdote.
“I woke up, and I couldn’t breathe, and I thought I was going to suffocate. And I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up. And they’re very light sleepers.
And then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and on my shoulder, and I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom, and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder.
And they’re bleeding.”
The timing had us wondering if it was a Halloween prank, but after other people joined in, we quickly realised it was actually a right-wing grift. We’ve yet to find out what the payoff is expected to be …probably Trump-themed demon repellant amulets or an anti-claw jacket or something.
These were the other people.
There wasn’t a whole lot of sympathy for his demon attack – or belief.
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Tucker Carlson says he was physically attacked by a demon in bed at night: “I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder. And they’re bleeding.”
Totally normal and not weird at all. pic.twitter.com/ew00386CvA
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) October 31, 2024
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I can't tell the difference between comedy and seriousness in US anymore…
— Sváťa Barek (@BarekSvata) October 31, 2024
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Bullpuckey. A demon would have NO reason to attack Tucker Carlson https://t.co/XvnooO01jn
— Reginald D Hunter (@reginalddhunter) November 1, 2024
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A demon attacked Tucker Carlson? Whatever happened to professional courtesy?
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 31, 2024
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It was me
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 1, 2024
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Alex Jones says he can confirm Tucker Carlson’s claim that he was mauled and physically assaulted and bloodied in the middle of the night while he was sleeping by a spiritual demon, and says this is happening to other people.
This is MAGA. pic.twitter.com/rLfiyl8MdO
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 31, 2024
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I used to think he was just a lying grifter. I’ve come to believe he’s a lunatic.
— Hey Jo (@joe_jo4) November 1, 2024
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Of all the things that have never happened in the history of the world, this Tucker vs a demon shit is at least in the top 3.
Demons don’t attack themselves. That’s a waste of resources. #DemsUnited #USDemocracy https://t.co/aeGKo3FolM pic.twitter.com/1UJqFFes68
— Dittie (@DittiePE) November 1, 2024
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Listen I don't wanna tell anyone how to do their job but if a guy tells you a demon scratched him in the dead of night and left bleeding scars under his arms you ask to see the scars. pic.twitter.com/7fhuUSuZvA
— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) October 31, 2024