A conspiracy theorist suspected Bill Gates, Keir Starmer and Kamala Harris of sending arcane hand signals and got owned into next year
Dr. Ahmad Malik had a thriving career as a consultant orthopaedic surgeon until his wildly misleading claims about the Covid vaccine left him having to peddle his anti-vax nonsense to the GB News and Q-Anon crowd via a podcast.
His disproven claims aren’t the only outlandish opinion he holds, and he’s still not afraid to share with a wide audience.
Exhibit A.
Blue tick accounts get money from engagement, thanks to Musk’s twisted business model, and it doesn’t matter whether it’s praise, pity, or tons of mockery. Some people gently pointed out a few of the issues.
Excessive pattern recognition and ascribing of meaning is a result of a mind that has lost trust in its preferred sources of reliable information
It's a survival instinct we engage in when our "compasses" start pointing everywhere
And it's a search for comfort in meaning and…
— Bryan Bargowski (@GosuGains) November 9, 2024
U kid, right? Setting aside not all 3 are the same (Bill's is clearly different), everyone has their OWN way of holding their hands, especially when photographed.
If U truly think this is more than that, I suggest U seek help. As should everyone who replies with 'masonic' etc.
— Lex Blazer (@LexsWorld) November 9, 2024
Why would anyone IN a secret society need to make signals on camera to convey some spurious message in the vague hope that the right person will see it, when presumably since they are already "in" they just ring them up on the phone ?
— Calum E. Douglas (@CalumDouglas1) November 10, 2024
A lot more people, however, applied his logic to other scenarios. Let’s dive in.
1.
Don't tell me this is just nothing.
Don't make excuses.
In my 49 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner.
What and to whom are they signalling!? pic.twitter.com/Cu82G2roUL
— Toddington (@HXValley) November 10, 2024
2.
Don't tell me this is just nothing.
Don't make excuses.
In my 49 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner.
What and to whom are they signalling? pic.twitter.com/JyiXbwtnbx
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) November 10, 2024
3.
Don't tell me this is just nothing.
Don't make excuses.
In my 49 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner.
What and to whom are they signalling!? pic.twitter.com/cTwNeNfJwa— Jurassic Snark (@underhandrea) November 10, 2024
4.
Don't tell me this is just nothing.
Don't make excuses.
In my 49 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner.
What and to whom are they signalling? pic.twitter.com/AtJyE8kYhJ
— The_Content_Apologist (@andreww1967) November 10, 2024
5.
Don't tell me this is just nothing.
Don't make excuses.
In my 92 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner.
What and to whom are they signalling!? https://t.co/gXEDEr1qpM pic.twitter.com/kKrih8qzQp— Grumpelstiltskin (@MaxwellShabbsby) November 10, 2024
6.
Don't tell me this is just nothing.
Don't make excuses.
In my 49 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner.
What and to whom are they signalling!? pic.twitter.com/mYNVLUfn5U
— Old Gassy (@OldGassy1984) November 10, 2024
7.
Don't tell me this is just nothing.
Don't make excuses.
In my 49 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner.
What and to whom are they signalling!? pic.twitter.com/7gS0344sTA
— wellyousaythat© (@realarsenalism) November 10, 2024
8.
Don't tell me this is just nothing.
Don't make excuses.
In my 49 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner.
What and to whom are they signalling? pic.twitter.com/bhasFwOEbB
— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) November 10, 2024
9.
Don't tell me this is just nothing. Don't make excuses. In my 35 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner. What and to whom are they signalling!? pic.twitter.com/kckMO0zOpT
— Count Mysterioso️ (@MysteriosoX) November 10, 2024
10.
Don't tell me this is just nothing. Don't make excuses. In my 35 years, I have NEVER EVER placed my fingers and hands in this manner. What and to whom are they signalling!? https://t.co/UYd4NWgrcz pic.twitter.com/6NeeJaGb7x
— Dan Waterfield (@danwaterfield) November 10, 2024