This woman turned to Twitter after her boyfriend said she had ‘fat hands’ and of all the blistering comebacks, this one totally nailed it
Twitter isn’t necessarily the first place you’d turn to when seeking relationship advice, but sometimes it can simply never be bettered. And – at the risk of sticking our neck out – this is one of those occasions.
It’s a woman who turned to the social media network after her boyfriend told her she had ‘the hands of an obese person’. And she helpfully included a photo for illustrative purposes. And, well, look.
are my hands fat??? my bf says I have the hands of an obese person pic.twitter.com/YLKNgnp7XC
— ☁︎⋅selene ☁︎⋅ 5.8/22.5 (@p4perdoII) November 9, 2024
It prompted no end of totally on-point responses …
u can lose 200+lbs easy by just dumping this man
— ୨⎯ cyan ⎯୧ (@cy_rexie) November 9, 2024
can you guys stop dating weird people i cant do this https://t.co/fI8kv5WTRk
— lillia (@himekjji) November 9, 2024
Stop asking if your bf is right and start asking if your bf should be your bf
— dox – streamer (@dox_doxkitty) November 9, 2024
Normalize dumping your man when he says something insane https://t.co/YHyVfaPNap
— ✨m thee hilo simp (@minareadss) November 10, 2024
Why do girls date men like this
— ˗ˏˋ༻ʚ♡︎ɞ༺ˎˊ˗ (@twoheadedcowsx) November 9, 2024
… but surely none of them said it better than this person.
i don’t think that they’re fat but they’re perfect to slap your stupid boyfriend in the face https://t.co/bTDovk7ruE
— zeynep (@lilzey58) November 11, 2024
Metaphorically speaking, obviously.
And last but very much not least, this, absolutely this.
losing it at people scrambling in the replies to make sure this person knows she has beautiful skinny dainty hands and not obese gross sausage fingers hands because being fat is the worst thing that can happen to anyone obviously https://t.co/23l7z8NOmg
— Patry (@neybitxh) November 10, 2024
Seconded.
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