25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
If you’re in the UK or Ireland, you may be busy trying to avoid poking your nose out into Storm Darragh, or perhaps just avoiding the news, because *waves hand* – and we wouldn’t blame you.
Instead, you’ve found your way to our weekly round-up of Twitter’s finest funny stuff.
Give your faves a follow.
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In honor of Charles Dickens I will also be poor this Christmas
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) November 30, 2024
2.
Massive away win for the little fella. pic.twitter.com/uu8xpK1Jky
— Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) December 2, 2024
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Just seen a new advent calendar for former public schoolboys. All the doors are already open for them.
— David__Osland (@David__Osland) December 1, 2024
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I’m probably really late to this…. But have they all put each other’s coats on by accident? pic.twitter.com/nfqHih6lIt
— Sian Hewitt (@Sian_Hewitt89) December 1, 2024
5.
i regret joining this class so bad.. pic.twitter.com/u4Wi9ZKhpi
— grandfäg (@yeaheyesuppose) December 1, 2024
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— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) December 1, 2024
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it. pic.twitter.com/4OR4QFYHBB— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 1, 2024
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I am so behind with news. So sad about the Titanic #rip
— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) December 1, 2024
9.
GPS randomly stopped working on my phone this morning. Have accepted that I live here now. In the woods. Two blocks from home.
— Matty (@bestestname) December 3, 2024
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Don’t settle for someone who only microwaves leftover pizza. Find that special someone who puts it in the oven, forgets about it, sets off the fire alarm, and then blames the dog.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 3, 2024
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“Be careful. That ice is slippery” – Everyone after you slip on ice.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) December 3, 2024
12.
still really wild that Starbucks built its brand on ~artisanal cozy vibes~ and now it feels like you’re in there to get a blood test
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) December 1, 2024