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Neil Oliver asked why his vision had suddenly improved and the conspiracy theories are truly eye-opening
Coast guy turned GB News conspiracy theorist Neil Oliver has been left all sorts of dumbfounded after he noticed an improvement in his eyesight.
So much so that he went on Twitter to share his evidence.
I got reading glasses at 50. I left them on a train about three years ago. By now I can read anything again. It's like my eyes fixed themselves. What is the explanation ?
— Neil Oliver (@thecoastguy) December 4, 2024
Truly a Christmas miracle! Maybe he should drop a line to Russell Brand? On second thoughts, scrap that.
And while it probably pays never to overestimate the GB News viewership, we had no idea there was a conspiracy theory around this sort of thing as well. As well!
Feast your eyes on this little lot.
Opticians, like dentists and doctors, are there to create REPEAT PATIENTS.
I caught my optician deliberately trying to mek my eyes worse
— Dan Holliday ™ (@DanHolliday23) December 4, 2024
I had a similar experience, never went to an optician, wifey suggested a check, had all the laser crap done, couldn’t see for weeks, stuck at it, eyes are fine.
Genuinely felt like they wanted me in specs.
A bit like hospital and doctors wanting me on unnecessary meds..— Adam (@AdiTheSaints) December 4, 2024
I’ve always thought that glasses develop dependency on them and make money for opticians.
— Wendy#savehumanity#notonetzero#antieverythingcovid (@wendywoo6089) December 4, 2024
Neil. I gave up eyeglasses 11 years ago. Eyes perfect.
— Lewis Schaffer (@LewisSchaffer) December 4, 2024
Glasses are bad for your eyes. I found this out after 40 years of wearing glasses for astigmatic short-sightedness. I gave them up 20 years ago and my eyesight has continued to improve. Weird.
— Carol Pearrett (@pearrett45881) December 4, 2024
Diet.
My eyes got better after turning Carnivore.
I never wore glasses but my eyes were definitely failing especially my left eye.
They aren't perfect but definitely better than they were.
Still no glasses needed— Micktheskinz (@Mickskinz) December 4, 2024
You can train your eyes, try sun gazing it’s hard at first but gradually your eyes adapt and you can look at the sun clearly and your eyesight becomes better and stronger.
— Chester ✝️ (@TheReformerDog) December 4, 2024
We’re with this person.
I didn’t even realise there was a sinister spectacles conspiracy until I read his replies
— Mike Ward (@badsciencemonk) December 5, 2024
And all of these people, 7 funny comebacks that will definitely make your day better, not worse.
1.
I found a pair of reading glasses about 3 years ago on a train, and ever since, my eyesight got worse.
— Pete Clark (@PeteBritish) December 4, 2024
2.
He can read anything but scientific evidence apparently. https://t.co/cGIvZV0kPh
— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) December 5, 2024
3.
They're still on your face lol
— motchmuzek (@mitchellluns) December 4, 2024
4.
https://t.co/td6kptN2jY pic.twitter.com/3tUsXvESSG
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) December 6, 2024
5.
You were either being a mard arse to begin with, or you quit wanking.
— Murphy (@DefundedRobocop) December 4, 2024
6.
Did you get bitten by a radioactive spider?
— GrumpyOldMan (@BaptainCaptain) December 4, 2024
7.
It’s Bill Gates. He’s created 5G implants in glasses and is hoping to blind everyone. He read the Day of the Triffids as a kid and thought it’d be a laugh.
— Isobel Oakeshitt (@isobeloakeshitt) December 4, 2024
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