25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Happy New Year, and welcome to our first Bluesky Posts of the Week in 2025. It might just be the lift you need as you slowly accept that everyone’s on normal work hours again, unless you’re already on a snow day.
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Heartbreaking to see so many abandoned after Christmas
— Ruth Husko (@dankackroyd.bsky.social) January 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
2.
Missed connection: I was vomiting in the bushes outside of Applebees and you asked me for a cigarette. Sorry I punched you.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiebouvier.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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No don’t want the ‘Pro’ version of the computer, I want the ‘Amateur’, which doesn’t hide commands in obscure places, doesn’t want to keep updating everything all the time, and is on good speaking terms with the printer.
— Jo Wolff (@jowolff.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
4.
If Logan Paul came down 12 weight classes to fight Dick Van Dyke
— BeardedGenius (@beardedgenius.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
5.
Asking for trouble.
— Nik Horne (@nikhorne.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I’m trying to eat healthily but there’s still so much cheese in the fridge. And it’s illegal to throw cheese away. Not sure what to do.
I guess I’m going to have to eat the cheese.
Yes. I am now actively eating the cheese.
— Very British Problems (@soverybritish.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
7.
Mind blowing to think that Achilles’ heel was actually his Achilles heel! What are the chances?
— Balderdash (@balderdash.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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You want me to access the website "on a tablet?" What is this, Mesopotamia? Did Moses bring me this website from Mount Sinai? Are you sure I can't access it via cave wall?
— Surprised Face Guy (@surprisedface.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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You never talk about the elephant in the room. You can though, they’re very thick-skinned.
— new year new matt (@mattbe.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Every time I see the name of this film, I misread it, and expect it to be an Alan Sugar biopic.
— Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra (@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social) January 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I swear I can hear google sigh when I start typing in their search bar.
— Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM