Dame Maggie Smith Gets Tattoo, Wakes Up In Hedge After Golden Globes Win

Awards News: After winning at the Golden Globe awards last night, Dame Maggie Smith celebrated by getting a inappropriate tattoo and later waking up in a hedge.

Smith picked up a best supporting actress award for her performance on Downton Abbey at the prestigious awards ceremony last night – it’s reported that she then celebrated by going on an ‘epic eight hour bender’ in bars and clubs in and around Beverly Hills, California.

“After winning the Golden Globe I saw Maggie beckon over a waiter and order a round of sambuca for the table,” said one attendee at the event.

“Then she ordered tequila for everyone. Half an hour later she was downing champagne from the bottle and loudly telling everyone ‘This place is boring – let’s party in a club. Anyone got any coke?’. It seemed out of character, but it was her big night.”

Eyewitnesses say Smith was later seen at 5am in a tattoo shop, getting ‘Fuck Haterz – Dowager Countess 4 Evah’ inked on her lower back, only to wake up hours later in a hedge off Santa Monica Boulevard with little recollection of the previous night.

A spokesman for the actress said, “Dame Maggie would like the press to respect her privacy at this difficult time and also point her in the direction of the nearest In-N-Out Burger.”

Story: Simon Swatman