Sky Keen To Get 3D Camera Into Kate Middleton

TV News: Broadcaster Sky says it intends to get a 3D camera inside Kate Middleton, for a special documentary to be voiced by David Attenborough.

Producers of the 13 part series called ‘Kate – The People’s Womb‘  say they intend to get 3D cameras inside the Duchess of Cambridge of whatever cost.

“3D technology is now at such a sophisticated level it would a crime not to stick a camera up Kate,” said one producer of the show, scheduled to air on Sky Arts later this year.

“She doesn’t really have any choice in the matter, as we feel it’s in the public interest to sit on their couches wearing sunglasses, gawping at stunning 3D footage of the people’s womb.”

Producers say the programmes will be very tastefully done – with a specially commissioned score performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and David Attenborough’s narration bringing a soothing element to the pin-sharp 3D footage of inside Kate’s pelvic cavity.