Poke Challenge: Geek Chat-up Lines

It’s Geek Week on The Poke and we’re nerding-up our challenges. Today it’s Geek Chat Up Lines.  Geek lotharios of the world – here’s your ammunition…

A shiny, new copy of The Big Bang Theory (series 6) DVD will be winging its way to today’s winner – @rimjeeves.

Go out with me you will?
– @rimjeeves

You look loosely coupled… Come here and let me inject my dependency.
– @DotNetDave82

Roses are #ed2e38
Violets are #620D8C
I want to rip off your Pantones
And have Hex with you.
– @1970RobD

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
@AdamJBall

“hey baby, are you a particle accelerator? Because you’re giving me a hadron”
– @firecrestgas

“Do you quantum meet up sometime?”
– @Twitflup

You look full of Carbon-14, I can see myself dating you.
– @mikepatterson11

I just met you, and this is mad, hey, but here’s my number (0112358132134), I’m Fibonacci.
– @rimjeeves

Do you have eleven protons? Cause you’re Sodium fine!
– @mikepatterson11

I bet you’ve got a great. I’d really love to give you
– @BertSwattermain

‘I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up..’
– @YousOfficial

In space no-one can hear you scream… but I’m up for the challenge.
– @zanPHEE

Wow! Has China’s National University of Defense Technology lost a Tianhe-2?
– @BenedictFarse

Did you know the chemical formula for Chloroform is CHCl3? Oh, it’s worked already.
– @scottywrotem

Hey baby I know HTML & CSS (how to meet ladies) & (countless sex styles
– @Maoze775

Hey, do you know how much a Hoth Wampa weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m Russell.
– @rustyhancox

Hey girl you’re just like minus one, because when I root you it gets complex.
– @QuantumPirate

Hey baby I know HTML & CSS (how to meet ladies) & (countless sex styles)
– @Maoze775

Previous entries;

My name’s Microsoft… Can I crash at your place tonight?
@tillinghast

“Is that the BlackBerry Pearl 3G 9105 Black with BlueTooth in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
@jimmykonty

Hey baby, I’d love to see your MAC address on my subnet.
@RandomVitriol

I’ve seen you somewhere before. Haven’t we met in Second Life?
@FullMetalAnnie

Tonight’s the night when 10 become 1
@jakeyapp

I think my heart just lagged
@the_flot

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, no girl in the world > you
@RandomVitriol

Get your coat love, I just checked the weather on my Iphone and its a bit cold
@littlejason

Hey baby I bet you Excel between the spreadsheet
@FullMetalAnnie

Hey, are you a neutrino? Because there’s no charge for your next drink
@awakeagain

Get your coat, your coming 127.0.0.1 with me
@colacab

Your eyes are like organs that detect light, and convert it to electro-chemical impulses in neurons
@Paul_Rangecroft

If I FlickR your YOUTUBE, will you Twitter my Yahoo?
@KaratePam

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who can read binary and those who can’t
@Will_Woodward

As a cartoon you’d definitely run a close second with Leila from Futurama
@ThisLeeNoble

Hi gorgeous, you remind me of my motherboard, want to grab a byte?
@djhal

Nice apps!
@alienonline

Any chance of your expansion slot accepting a plug-in?
@FullMetalAnnie

Shall we go for a SQL love, I’ve got a bit more to download before I log off.
@drbizzarro

Oops, that’s never happened to me before. Abort, Resume or Try Again?
@srafferty73

Are you a thief? You’ve illegally downloaded my heart.
@tbwatchmaker

You turn my software to hardware.
@tbwatchmaker

You’re as sweet as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
@adam_stevens

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running virus checks through my dreams all night
@wadey44

You had me at Halo
@wadey44

Would you like to shutdown, hibernate or sleep together?
@tbwatchmaker

I’d like to establish a peer to peer connection with your open port
@mothmun

Grab your collector’s edition Imperial Stormtrooper costume, you’ve pulled
@moc_moc_a_moc

Hi, I’m from the future, and our wedding was amazing
@wendelabra

The more I see you, the more I like you. We should test if, just this once, correlation proves causation
@Buscemian

You remind me of the woman who appears at 6mins 20secs in the seventh episode of Deep Space Nine season 2.
@davefinchett

I’m 26, and you’re 24 and 22. A number is divisible by 3 if the sum of its digits is divisible by 3. Let’s factor.
@Buscemian

You’re like pressing F5…Refreshing.
@AddMannIW

Did it hurt when you fell from Proxima Centauri?
@fletcherchriss

How can I know a hundred digits of Pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
@mickemoomoo

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from the stars, at a constant velocity of 10m/s?
@vinharris

SIN with me honey COS I like your TAN and want to put my LOG in your π.
@RandomVitriol

Nice IP address, it would look great on my bedroom floor.