Ahmadinejad Blames Burnt Toast On Immodest Women

World News: Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has courted controversy again, by claiming the burnt toast he had for breakfast was down to ‘immodest women’.

“There is nothing wrong with my toaster, it’s a Dualit and they’re really expensive,” said Ahmadinejad. “And of course it wasn’t my fault the toast was burnt, so that only leaves one viable culprit – women.”

“Women who do not dress modestly, lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society are the sole cause of burnt toast. Either these women must live a more modest life, or I must change what I have for breakfast, like cereal.”

Ahmadinejad maintains that most problems he faces on a daily basis are due to immodest women.

“The milk was off this morning. Clearly a woman with exposed ankles walked through the presidential kitchenette and turned the milk. And my car wouldn’t start earlier on,” he continued.

“But it’s a piece of shit Fiat Punto, so I can’t blame women for that. I’m not mad.”