‘Wstmnstr’ Dating App For MPs Launched

Tech News: A new dating app aimed at MPs keen to find a partner for ‘no strings, all party, Westminster grinding’ has been launched.

The app promises to ‘hook up’ MPs in the Westminster area of London, who ‘lead busy lives and have no time for small talk’ and find empathy with other human beings almost impossible.

“App users simply fill out a few basic details on their profile – such as which party they’re a member of, sexual preferences and how they voted on recent government motions,” said Wstmnstr founder and CEO Damian H. Taliban.

“Users then scroll through potential matches and if they find a suitable partner can go for a quick, heavily subsided drink in the Stranger’s Bar – before heading off for a no-questions-asked knee trembler in the Queen’s Robing Room.”

“They can then feel as abandoned and empty as their electorate.”