Cameron Thanks Farage For ‘Short Holiday From Constant Public Hatred’

“Thanks to Mr Farage’s hard work and constant media appearances, people have been too busy hating UKIP to call me a prick as much as they usually do.”

The Prime Minister praised the UKIP leader for giving him a brief respite from being singularly abhorred by the British public, after Nigel Farage briefly gazumped Cameron in the hate-charts in the run up to the European elections.

“For a few short but glorious weeks I have not been the single most despised politician in the UK, it was really lovely,” said Cameron.

“Some days I even went a full three or four minutes without being reminded of what a loathed, ham-faced, sniveling spunk-sock people think I am. That in itself was far more restful than any of my recent holidays to The Canary Islands, Cornwall, Spain, Scotland or Portugal.”

The Prime Minister has promised that after the elections it’ll be ‘back to business’ as usual.

“I’m sure it won’t take long to get public opinion back on track and remind the UK what a thoroughly underhanded sack of rancid dog cocks I am.”