Inventor Creates Jet-Powered Fart Machine To Annoy The French

A huge valveless jet engine will be housed in a specially constructed pair of buttocks and aimed in the general direction of France, reports the Telegraph

Colin Furze, a plumber and inventor from Lincolnshire, plans to place the biggest fart machine ever on top of the cliffs of Dover and aim across the Channel towards France. He hopes that the French, 21 miles away, will hear the trump of the valveless jet engine.

Furze’s previous inventions include a pair of pneumatic ‘Wolverine’ claws, some magnetic ‘Magneto’ shoes, a 50 mph baby pram and a fire-spurting mobility scooter. See them on his YouTube channel.