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“I’m no theologian, but that seems suspicious”

Three quips about Tim Farron and gay sex that’ll make you laugh or your money back

Someone has redesigned the DVD covers of some romantic movies to make them like “50 Shades” but one of them really doesn’t fit

People are inventing “Titles I‘d fully believe were British TV shows” and they’ll make you go “yep, would probably watch that”

Nirvana’s Teen Spirit remixed into a major key will make your ears do strange things

This woman’s shirt says something rather rude if you read the letters down the left side

Toby Young forced to resign from Government post after nearly 1/4 of a million people sign petition calling for him to be sacked

If this recipe can be described as “salad” then you can be anything you want to be

The birthday card David Bowie’s son drew for his father two days before he died will give you feelings

A three y/o asked his dad to contact a Dublin bus company to find out about the buses sleeping arrangements and the answer was rather sweet

People are saying the Tory party logo looks like Boris Johnson sniffing cocaine

People are laughing at this tap because it looks like a gushing phallus and two gonads

The rules for contestants on Countdown have gone viral because they show how hilariously pedantic the audience is

This “Fascist Daily Mail” till receipt deserves the award Supermarket Of The Year

These 14 tweets nail exactly how this ridiculous Brexit stamp row is going to play out