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You don’t have to be a reader of a certain age to appreciate David Baddiel’s A++ takedown of this troll (but it will help)

Peter Crouch’s heartfelt Twitter plea took this already good joke to the fabulous next level

This spoof Boris Johnson column on Gregg Wallace is so hilariously on the money it’s brilliant

27 favourite things people are saying about Gregg Wallace right now

‘Phil from Penrith’ rang 5 Live to talk Gregg Wallace and this 2 minutes is so much of the problem, right here

So many men trolled Kirstie Allsopp after she spoke out about Gregg Wallace and she magnificently took them down one tweet at a time

Gregg Wallace and the men so very keen on supporting him sent this Ellie Taylor Mash Report clip viral again and it will never get old

This was an open goal for James Blunt but his response still hit the back of the net in some style

Gregg Wallace’s take on How to Win Friends and Influence People went for ‘middle-class women of a certain age’, and the internet grabbed the popcorn

Everyone’s talking about Gregg Wallace and it sent the great Sean Lock’s A++ verdict on the Masterchef presenter viral

Jeff Goldblum’s take on pronouncing ‘Cineworld’ was already odd but then along comes ‘foyer’

News of Gregg Wallace stepping back from MasterChef reminded everyone of his Partridgesque Day in the Life revelations

The Gregg Wallace allegations sent his eye-opening MasterChef exchange with Katy Brand viral and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

Gregg Wallace’s step back from MasterChef pending investigations of inappropriate behaviour gave Sir Rod Stewart the chance to absolutely roast him

Roy Keane and Ricky Gervais found common ground on leaf blowers and had the entire internet cheering