Entertainment p.38

People have been ruining bands by changing a single letter in their name – a Top 40 to die for

Paul Merton telling Robert Kilroy-Silk to STFU is a very satisfying watch indeed

Alison Hammond’s comedy double entendre caused a Ryan Gosling meltdown and it just got better and better

Russell Brand got baptised in the Thames (No, really) and everybody made the same joke

This Economics professor certainly knows how to make an entrance – and a point

The new Alien film’s remote control facehugger is the stuff of nightmares …and daymares – 19 scarily good reactions

This Scots comedian pulled not a single punch in his hilarious dismantling of a TikTok misogynist

People have been changing film quotes to make them more British – 23 five-star suggestions

Robert De Niro’s lifetime achievement award was made even better with a hilarious Scouse makeover

Right Said Fred’s reaction to public defibrillators was shockingly dense – 15 heartfelt responses

Have I Got News For You tag-teamed the Rwanda Scheme to utterly brutal effect

Currys absolutely nailed this hilarious air fryer ad in six seconds flat

Charli XCX’s lip sync to B*Witched’s C’est La Vie came with a side order of Union Jack WTF-ery

This ‘funniest chat-up line ever’ just went wildly viral and it’s 19 seconds of genius from Victoria Wood

The Telegraph’s outraged St. George’s Day column reminded everyone of this classic Stewart Lee routine