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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Whoever just owned Boris ‘no ID’ Johnson over at Domino’s Pizza, take the rest of the week off

People have been ruining bands by changing a single letter in their name – a Top 40 to die for

The Co-Op Live calamity shows no sign of letting up – 23 funniest things people are saying about it

This style guru’s Kermit-based takedown of Piers Morgan’s wardrobe is today’s best thing

Someone claimed every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage and the internet begged to differ – 21 dream responses

Everybody’s parents just love to hate random celebrities – 22 detested stars

A Canadian asked why Brits are so miserable and of all the many responses this one bellowed loudest

People have been changing film quotes to make them more British – 23 five-star suggestions

17 times building design was high on the WTF scale – from the Sh*t Planning account

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

We regret to inform you that the Telegraph comments page is at it again

James Blunt had the best response to the Daily Mail’s desperate take on those runaway horses

Andrew Tate’s bizarre homophobic pronouncement on sex got exactly the reaction it deserved – 12 scorching owns

17 funny, clever or downright annoying examples of the viral ‘look between these letters on your keyboard’ meme