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Need a new way to call people dumb? Here are 17 that might fit the bill

Someone asked why humans stopped building wonders, and a lot of people begged to differ – 22 favourite examples

Great British Bake Off is back, and we’ve cooked up a bingo card to whet your appetite

Stalkers on standby as Elon Musk targets the block function again – 18 less-than-enthusiastic responses

A bigoted troll took aim at Kirsten Dunst and of all the totally on-point comebacks this one really hit home

“What’s an ostentatious display of wealth in Britain these days?” – 19 signs of the cash being flashed

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

‘What is the movie one-liner you most use in real life?’ – 22 five-star suggestions

21 funny reactions to news that they’re resurrecting The Passion of the Christ for a sequel

This prediction of what they thought 2024 would be like in 1987 is both spookily accurate and hilariously wrong

After Kemi Badenoch’s McDonald’s gaffe, people are explaining how they changed class – 21 funny favourites

23 times the Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens made the internet a much funnier place to be

Elon Musk thinks President Harris would ban X and have him arrested – 16 thorough owns

People born before 2000 are sharing their ‘trivial’ skills that nobody uses anymore – 22 dying arts

23 favourite posts about Moo Deng – the pygmy hippo that has taken the internet by storm