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17 funniest times Elon Musk was owned into the next dimension and it’s a supremely satisfying read

Someone said you can’t just post random numbers and expect people to understand, and the internet begged to differ – 18 numerical memory joggers

The New York Times Pitchbot account just keeps knocking it out of the park – 19 funny (and accurate) favourites

17 things people feel strongly about – but feel bad for thinking that way

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

A guy tried to own Kamala Harris by claiming he could easily pass the bar exam, and the takedowns were so savage they should be illegal

The X block function is about to become a chocolate teapot, and people are up in arms – 29 top comments

People have been sharing the funniest scenes from shows that aren’t sitcoms – 17 side-splitting highlights

An American called out the British concept of pizza and her accidental self-own got mocked into next week

What better way to celebrate spooky season than with these 24 ‘haunted house’ format jokes?

People are having a very hard time believing anyone could fall for this enormous A.I. octopus – and these 14 scathing comments explain why

James Blunt revealed the new name people chose for him and it was already good but his response was simply fabulous

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

What’s a scene in The Simpsons that you find really relatable? 17 moments where people saw themselves in the world of Springfield

‘What’s the most hauntingly specific insult you’ve ever had?’ – 27 hilariously laser-guided put downs