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Elon Musk thinks President Harris would ban X and have him arrested – 16 thorough owns

People born before 2000 are sharing their ‘trivial’ skills that nobody uses anymore – 22 dying arts

23 favourite posts about Moo Deng – the pygmy hippo that has taken the internet by storm

This all-time great comeback has just gone viral again and it will never grow old

If The Shining were made today, what would he say instead of “Here’s Johnny!”? – 19 chillingly good suggestions

‘What’s something you can say in any meeting to make it seem like you’re listening?’ – 19 game changers

This fabulous moment when British Gas didn’t get the joke just went viral again and it’s an all-time best in class

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

People have been sharing their favourite celebrity quotes – 21 well worth a look

‘What’s something people romanticize but is actually horrible?’ – 23 totally on-point answers

Alan Sugar smelled a rat after the Apprentice lost out at the NTAs and Paul Sinha’s comeback deserved a gong of its own

“Post the same actor in two roles that show their range” – 21 favourite funny suggestions

Joe Lycett nominated this ‘banned’ Macca sculpture for an award and Stuart Maconie’s comeback really wasn’t messing around

Armando Iannucci has been owning Elon Musk one tweet at a time and it’s simply glorious