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Andrew Tate’s Facebook-style look back in anger was the Oasis take nobody expected – 16 scathing reactions

The Oasis ticket sale was (barely) organised chaos – 28 favourite reactions

Men of a certain age are trying to keep Oasis all to themselves and this comeback surely said it best

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Nigel Farage wasn’t happy the protestor who took aim at him escaped jail and it was a glorious self-own

19 really bad graphs and charts that should never have made it to publication

GB News complained that Keir Starmer wasn’t taking them seriously and ended up schooled into the next parliament

James Blunt found himself on an empty train carriage and had the very best response

Scotrail jumped on the Oasis reunion bandwagon and this frustrated passenger’s brutal comeback was simply magnificent

A police account asked everyone to look out for people with inexplicably lavish lifestyles – 15 entirely predictable responses

People have been sharing other ’90s things which should make a comeback and this one beat all-comers

An Oasis fan bemoaned young women buying tickets for their Britpop heroes and this A++ comeback got a standing ovation

A Cambridgeshire Police typo about the M11 caused no end of hilarity online – 22 funny favourites

The worst people you know have discovered therapy words, and they’re using them all wrong – 17 examples you’ll need to talk to someone about

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week