Twitter p.6

If The Shining were made today, what would he say instead of “Here’s Johnny!”? – 19 chillingly good suggestions

‘What’s something you can say in any meeting to make it seem like you’re listening?’ – 19 game changers

This fabulous moment when British Gas didn’t get the joke just went viral again and it’s an all-time best in class

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

People have been sharing their favourite celebrity quotes – 21 well worth a look

‘What’s something people romanticize but is actually horrible?’ – 23 totally on-point answers

Alan Sugar smelled a rat after the Apprentice lost out at the NTAs and Paul Sinha’s comeback deserved a gong of its own

“Post the same actor in two roles that show their range” – 21 favourite funny suggestions

Joe Lycett nominated this ‘banned’ Macca sculpture for an award and Stuart Maconie’s comeback really wasn’t messing around

Armando Iannucci has been owning Elon Musk one tweet at a time and it’s simply glorious

A Tommy Robinson fan didn’t get this Sandford Police joke and made the whole thing even funnier

The A++ takedown of a bigot telling women how to dress was already good but these men’s replies made it even better

Andrew Tate said he’d vote for Conor McGregor as Ireland president and of all the comebacks this said it best

Musk says he’ll launch a Starship to Mars in 2 years and the takedowns are out of this world